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50 Dirty Messages That Will Get Her Wet
It’s time to get dirty and make her wild for you.

1. All I want to do is see your beautiful body naked now. [Read: 40 naughty and playful texts to keep things hot and horny]

2. You have the most perfect body I’ve ever seen.

3. I don’t know what I am. I’m addicted to you.

4. I can’t get enough of your ♥♥♥♥♥

5. All my ♥♥♥♥ needs right now is to be in your warm ♥♥♥♥♥.

6. Why doesn’t your body have its own Instagram account?

7. you make me crazy I have to slap you for that. [Read: How and when to spank a bad, bad girl]

8. I can’t wait to taste your sweet ♥♥♥♥♥.

9. you get sexier every day

10. I’ve had enough sex! I want to taste your body

11. everywhere we go You are the sexiest woman in the room.

12. I’ll do anything to ♥♥♥♥ you right now.

13. Your milk is the best I’ve ever put in my mouth. It’s second to your ♥♥♥♥♥.

14. I can’t wait to kiss every inch of your body.

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
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I lately lost a preposition;
It hid, I thought, beneath my chair
And angrily I cried, "Perdition!
Up from out of under there."

Correctness is my vade mecum,
And straggling phrases I abhor,
And yet I wondered, "What should he come
Up from out of under for?"
-- Morris Bishop
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No question is so difficult as one to which the answer is obvious.
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Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse.
-- Jawaharlal Nehru
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Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
-- John Stuart Mill
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'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!
-- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
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I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?
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After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
-- Italian proverb
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100% cheating . take a nice trip to reddit where thay al can report you and then take a nice ol ban ♥♥♥♥♥♥