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🙄
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
when he's staring out the window.
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There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead
armadillos.
-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner
🤣
This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Wooo,
wooo! Wooo, wooo!
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil
😗
If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
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FORTRAN, "the infantile disorder", by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly
inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today: it is
too clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
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1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
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We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do.
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