Progresul realizărilor lui SirCrimsHeart pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 16 apr. 2015 la 9:28

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 24 apr. 2015 la 13:13

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 18 apr. 2015 la 13:30

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 16 apr. 2015 la 9:44

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 9:43

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 24 apr. 2015 la 13:57

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 8 mart. la 2:55

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2015 la 5:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 9:39

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 8 mart. la 2:55

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 26 iun. 2015 la 12:12

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 21 sept. 2015 la 7:59

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2015 la 5:04

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 18 apr. 2015 la 13:30

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2015 la 7:45

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 16 apr. 2015 la 9:34

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2015 la 7:51

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 16 apr. 2015 la 9:41

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2015 la 5:03

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 26 iun. 2015 la 12:12

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 24 apr. 2015 la 13:07

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 16 apr. 2015 la 9:55

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2015 la 5:36

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 17 febr. 2021 la 11:25

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 20 febr. 2021 la 12:56

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 17 febr. 2021 la 10:53

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 20 febr. 2021 la 13:34

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Obținută la 8 mart. la 2:55

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

20 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

510 / 5,000