Выяснил я тут по твоей просьбе:
Значит запись на лечение геморроя проводится по пятницам, с 9.00. При себе иметь:
— чистые трусы;
— вазелин "Скользкий вход",
— стерильные хирургические перчатки размером 7
— для продолжительного и положительного хода манипуляции,грушевидный балон (детская маленькая клизмочка), кружка Эсмарха, стерильная насадка на шланг, эмалированный тазик.
За 2 суток до проведения данной манипуляции запрещается употреблять в пищу продукты вызывающее обильное газообразование! Не благодари...

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