Hey! I-I-I've been thinking about you... and I was wondering if you, uh, like wanted to go on a date sometime. Like, I play this hit game Helldivers 2. I main bots but I do dabble in some bugs um maybe we could like hop in a discord call together? I mean, only if you want to and we could like maybe try for a super helldive run? Only if you're okay with that of course! I don't want to make you uncomfortable. Oh, you don't know how to play Helldivers? That's fine. I can teach you. Baby. Mind if I call you that? Baby. Already? Yeah. We're moving quick. Wanna match profile pictures on discord? Oh, you're gonna block me? That's fine, I guess.

Listen carefully. M’lady, it seems you have stolen something from me and i am very upset! I will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff and have you placed in the stocks for thievery if you do not return my heart to me posthaste! This kind of behavior will not be tolerated. However, I am willing to overlook this transgression if you agree to a date with me. Otherwise charges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart! I await your letter of acceptance *bows and kisses hand*

Hey, do you like to play video games?? You do? That's totally epic poggers! I totally had a bruh moment though when I was playing. I had a big oof during my game and wanted to yeet myself into the ocean. Hah yeah. I kinda have a big chungus question to ask you though... um... Not to be an MVP simp um but do you know da wey... To my steam friends list? Uh, I think you're pretty epic. Maybe you can even be my little e-girl princess?

VIKTOR NATION, HOW WE FEELING?

commenting here cuz i cant comment on that other dude but ur comment strings hillarious

Curse you Perry the Platypus.