dear gay people. how do you wipe your ass? i know this might sound dumb but do gay people wipe their ass the same way we do? i heard they like putting things in their ass so do they like get turned on when the toilet paper goes in? what about the poop? do they get turned in when they poop because it feels like a penis? they are both oblong cylinders afterall. but what if they are actually being better at wiping their ass because they have some sort of advanced technique that is straight people can’t use because it’s too gay. do they like wrap their finger in toilet paper and finger out all of the poop? i really hate wiping so maybe i could convert to gay to use these advanced techniques. what do you guys think? and if there is any homosexuals here please tell me how you wipe your ass while being gay

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I am an American Mailman. I am a hero. I have delivered my neighbor's mail.

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I swear to god you will REGRET what you said about my mommy. In the next days to come, I will be getting stronger, gathering my army of ants while you sit and converse with your school friends. I will smite you with a small army of 1 million ants. They will crawl into your uretha while you sleep and slowly devour you from the inside out. I will be victorius and lead the new world with my ant army. Just you wait Mister.

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