dear gay people. how do you wipe your ass? i know this might sound dumb but do gay people wipe their ass the same way we do? i heard they like putting things in their ass so do they like get turned on when the toilet paper goes in? what about the poop? do they get turned in when they poop because it feels like a penis? they are both oblong cylinders afterall. but what if they are actually being better at wiping their ass because they have some sort of advanced technique that is straight people can’t use because it’s too gay. do they like wrap their finger in toilet paper and finger out all of the poop? i really hate wiping so maybe i could convert to gay to use these advanced techniques. what do you guys think? and if there is any homosexuals here please tell me how you wipe your ass while being gay

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I am an American Mailman. I am a hero. I have delivered my neighbor's mail.

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I am a 17 year old weeaboo, and about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the series progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with Seto Kaiba. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him. So there you have it: I'm in love with Seto Kaiba. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. If anyone else here still does have a shred of humanity within them, please help me. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.

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+rep Likes to play Roblox with my 4 year old autistic sister.

i am sorry for scouting you i will do my best to stop.

thanks, jew

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