This guy once gave me head that was so immaculate that i forgot how to speak English for a whole week it was the most toe curling experience of my entire life and a day of middle school ill never forget.

Did you know that in 2004, the fast food chain "Sonic" broke Rule 34 of the Secure Inflation Act by printing their own money to cut costs in the company, which was a factor that lead to the 2008-2009 Recession and the downfall of the market. Look up "Sonic Rule 34 Inflation" for more info

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

please stop messaging me that you are "Horny" my little brother plays on my account and he keeps seeing this and coming to me crying and wailing please stop please

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh no, I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground
Oh no, I got to keep on moving