This is my steam page. There are many like it but this one is mine. My steam page is my gaming friend. It is my home of games. I must master it as I master my life. Without me it is useless, without my steam page I am useless.

I will play my games true, I must play better than my enemy who is trying to outplay me, I must beat them before they beat me….I will. My steam page and I knows what counts in games, It is not the rounds we face, the noise of our rage, nor the pain we make.We know it is hits that count. We will hit…

My steam page is cybernetic, not like I, because it is alive (skynet style). Thus I will learn it as a brother, learn its weaknesses, Its strengths,its parts, its accessories, its sales and demands. I will ever guard it against the trolls of the internet. I will keep my steam organised and virus free, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God I swear this creed (or to any other mythical beings), my steam and myself are the defenders of whatever game I may play, be it bad or good, we are the masters of our enemies, we are the saviours of team mates. So be it, till there is no enemy left and it is round over...