He cried and cried all night. He tried to cry himself to sleep but it was no use. He wanted nothing more than to end it all. This sad, terrible, lonely, miserable state he was in. Then he got a sex change and everything was all sunshine and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rainbows. Until all the tears came back as a river and drowned him. except he didn't drowm. He came back as a beautifully handsome hermaphrodite river goddess and he shat mud on all the single gendered land dwellers and had sex with their dogs.