+rep gamer

dood..... end yor lyfe srsly

I sexually identify as a Rock. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of standing still on a cliff, attracting young girls to me. People say to me that a person being a rock is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install sediments, musk and pyrite in my rectum. From now on I want you guys to call me “Dwayne Johnson” and respect my right to stand still and be permanently hard. If you can’t accept me you’re a rockphobe and need to check your geologic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

+rep i like jump servers

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