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Diddy time!!!!

Do i know u

I want you.

this guy touched my butt yesterday

Shut up your farts smell like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tear gas

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do you fart

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i smell you

Hi my boyfriend

Who is this guy

Hi

i love u

I am the cooker of cooks. The head chef of head chefs... The shrimp that fried the rice.

do you mean to tell me that a shrimp fried this rice

m o i s t .

I honestly don't know what's up with all the hate for Ajit Pai. Personally, I think what's he's doing is great! Net Neutrality (Free Internet) has to go!!! Honestly who's idea was it to give free internet? All it does is bring 0 order and only chaos. We need a stricter internet and making a plan with a service provider to buy things like either video or social media is an amazing idea. It finally brings order. I am SO SO SO SO hoping on (I believe) December 24th that the FCC votes to finally KILL net Neutrality and bring back order! #WeSupportYouPai #GoPai #KillNetNeutrality 😀

This is the parent of the Minecraft user. How dare you curse at my child? Number one, I watch her play on Minecraft and she was NOT hacking. As she stated her computer lagged and caused it to appears so. Also, her grandmother was dying and DIED today. She was not using that as an excuse.. she was upset over the ban and her grandmother. She tried to reasonably address the ban and appeal. She is not the one who stooped to the juvenile behavior of cursing. She uses Minecraft as an escape and was on to get her mind off her grandmother. Then she has to deal with a bunch of pimple-pocked face geeks that live in their mother's basement because they have no life outside of a little Minecraft server.
Oh.. and if don't think I know what I'm talking about regarding servers/hacking.. I have my MBA in IT Management and work in Engineering. I KNOW what I'm talking about…
Grow up and get a REAL Life and JOB.

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Exercise care bathing her after this as her genitals will likely be a bit puffy, red and very sensitive. If she seeks additional stimulation while bathing you can accomplish relief for her by locating and gently manipulating her clitoris in slow clockwise and counter-clockwise circles. At this point, stimulation of her nipples by fingers or mouth will likely be appreciated. If she indicates she desires manual insertion you may do so at your discretion. Her climax may take a bit and be particularly intense and emotional for her, which may be expressed as crying, sobbing or clutching onto you, but will put her out of commission for a while and you can have a well deserved break.
Your cat-girl will likely spend the time you have together that day afterwards being especially attentive and affectionate towards you. You may wish to give her a favorite treat or toy to settle her further down.

She's had an exhausting run! Stroke her hair gently and talk encouragingly to her. This is a time of extremes of emotion, stress and agitation for your cat-girl. Please be supportive and extra kind to her during this period!
She may sleep, or rest for a bit and likely awake and seek another round of stimulation. The first round is generally the longest, next time or two can usually be brief. At this point it is generally unlikely she will require more attention till the next day. This will depend on your cat-girl's personality.

Continue finger insertion until this occurs, and then rapidly and with force insert your fingers several more times and then stop while pushing the tips of your fingers firmly against her cervix for several seconds. *this simulates the male's orgasm" The extra force you use to simulate male climax will not injure her, as a male's penis is knobby and covered with nurled spines, and can be generally fairly painful for your cat-girl, so even if you are fairly clumsy and unsure it will be difficult to cause her discomfort or injury.
Now spent, this is a good time to wipe her vagina of the accumulated sexual lubrication fluids she has produced in abundance. You may notice a scent of salty and slightly sweet. This is normal. She may shake uncontrollably if you wipe her with too much pressure, so be gentle!

She should not require lubrication if in season. The cat-girl vagina was modeled closely on the human female vagina to facilitate easier care. Curl the finger(s) slightly upward and work them up to the last knuckle in a back and forth motion. Start slowly and work up to a fast and firm pace. Your cat-girl should begin to vocalize (moan, mew, whimper, growl) and tightly contract her vaginal muscles against your fingers and press her hips back against your hand. She will climax at least once over 3-5 minutes, perhaps more. Her climax (analogous to a human female's orgasm) is usually indicated by loud vocalizations, rhymic contractions of her vagina followed by slumping over, ragged breathing and panting. At this point, it is usually a good idea to give her a break.

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Garrett why do you have a shrek icon?

Shrek is dead, get over it

Yeah, I figured that out just now.

aiden. thats not garret.