• OS: Windows 95 Professional 64bit
• CPU: A potato @ 4.7ghz
• GPU: Nvidia La Vida Loca
• RAM: 32GB 3200MHz DDR4 "Download More RAM Special"
• SSD One: 5.25-inch floppy disk drive
• SSD Two: 35mm Photographic Film
• Hard Drive: Medium-softness drive: 4TB Seagate Blobfish
• Water Cooling: African child with hose pipe
• PSU: 10,000,000w Solar Panel Array
• Motherboard: Chinese Abacus


• Display 1: Nokia 3310 Monochrome display, 84x48 px @1hz
• Display 2: An old TV
• Display 3: Etch A Sketch
• Keyboard: E. Remington and Sons Typewriter from 1886
• Headset: A telephone stuck to my head with duck tape
• Microphone: ^ See above ^
• Mixer: Live DJ (Paid by the hour)
• Mouse: Mickey
• Mouse Pad: Literally just a piece of fabric, why is this even under peripherals?