ZolaKluke » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
26.9h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
407 of 637 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:58am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:24am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:09am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 6:51am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:35am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:43am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 6:35am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 5:46am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:24pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:19am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:25pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:10pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 5:07am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:06am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:01am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:04am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:06am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 4:44am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:18am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:18am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:00am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:42pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 1:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 4:16am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 4:21am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 7:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 6:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 7:38am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:10am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:10am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 1:33am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:49am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 6:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:19am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:50am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:23pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:24pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:47am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:29am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:10am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:29am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:29am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:48am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:38am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:30am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:30am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:48am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:01am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:03am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:09am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:52pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:50pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 6:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:10am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:38am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 6:05am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:25pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:49am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:11am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 7:41am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:29am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:36am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:08pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:26pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:28am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:53am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:58am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:29am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:37am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:22pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 6:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:48am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 5:28am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:07pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:45am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

10 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked