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Currywurst 9 Aug, 2020 @ 7:18am 
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Currywurst 28 Nov, 2019 @ 6:16am 
Girlfriend applications here!

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

1. Female

2.Age 16-23

3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)

4. Willing to do as I ask

5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)

6. Have 0 male friends

7. Cook 3 meals for me a day

8. Be willing to split the bill on a date

9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)

10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person

11. Have sex with me as I ask

12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)

13. Ideally not have a job

14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.
BL4CKH0L3PT 8 Jun, 2018 @ 1:37pm 
worst player in this galaxy
dont know play and flame all game
just dont play with him
Twouix 7 May, 2018 @ 5:03am 
Biggest higga Nater :clementineelf:
Möon 6 May, 2018 @ 2:08pm 
-rep mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wh noob
Nero 23 Feb, 2018 @ 2:00pm 
Wall hack ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Abyss 6 Jan, 2018 @ 1:19pm 
-rep wh
Keta Pan 20 Jun, 2017 @ 1:30pm 
Vac ban incomming
Gabzi 🏄 20 Jun, 2017 @ 1:29pm 
vac blyat!!!!
MakeSomeNoise # 31 May, 2017 @ 4:03pm 
hacker orospu cocuguuuu
Reviewbrah 28 May, 2017 @ 6:12am 
♥♥♥
Koef 24 May, 2017 @ 6:20am 
+rep Nice dude, vac ban is not from CSGO cause i meeted him in csgo :) Pretty good but stuck with trash teammates.
Currywurst 30 Jun, 2016 @ 4:08am 
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Keta Pan 20 Apr, 2016 @ 8:54am 
RIP your Life. Your EX-WIFE is a better player than you
Currywurst 20 Apr, 2016 @ 7:36am 
-rep trade scammer and VAC Banned cheater. Silver 4 LiFe n00b scrub
Keta Pan 19 Apr, 2016 @ 5:23pm 
cheater
hacker
AKINCI 26 Mar, 2016 @ 4:10pm 
vac ban cheater
Currywurst 26 Jan, 2016 @ 8:58am 
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Currywurst 5 Oct, 2015 @ 10:21am 
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Boh 22 Sep, 2015 @ 5:45pm 
+rep great guy, good player! keep it up bra :)
Currywurst 4 Sep, 2015 @ 8:09am 
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