Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

me and my buddies do this thing called pound night where we all get together at somebody's house to bang each other. We don't actually finish inside each other, rather we shoot into a cup. At sunrise we put our clothes back on, mix the cup with nesquick cocoa and milk, and equally divide its contents between us, becoming one with the squad. Nothing weird about it, if anything its good for our testosterone levels.

This ritual is the only thing keeping us together since 5th grade.