Actually mom, they're called traps, and they're far superior than just regular girls. In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom, i don't expect you to understand, but i googled it and i found that it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight.