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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:44am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:11am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:35am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:52am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:42am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:14am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:34am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 11:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:00am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:34am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:52am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 4:05am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:11am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:52am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 1:48pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 5:11pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:35am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:00am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:23am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:06pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:50am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:55am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:42pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:31am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:10am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:56am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:40pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 11:02am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:36am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 11:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:31pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:27am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:53am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:42am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:00am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 9:25am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 9:14am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:19am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 6:19am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:16pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 11:35am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:33am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:46pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 6:20am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:43am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:28pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:35am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:55pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 6:51am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:59am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 6:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 3:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:01am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:33am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:55am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:13am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 4:54am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:43am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:12am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:56am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:59am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 12:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:39am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 6:51am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:40am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:26am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:10am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 9:25am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:24am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:47am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 6:45am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 1:40pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 8:37am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 11:24am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 11:43am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:28am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:04am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:26am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 8:42am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 9:14am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:45am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 5:38am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:58am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:24am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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