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And so, we've finally made it back to the boat, after a harrowing, exhausting adventure! I bet your dogs are barkin'! I mean let's face it— most of that ordeal was unpleasant to the whole point of sucking a whole lot! But now it's time to relax in the forbidden moonlight of yesterday's promises!...whatever that means, and treat ourselves to a nice big mug of hot cocoa! Whaddya' say, Hatty? But Hatty wasn't his normal, jovial self anymore, children. He didn't say a word. He didn't even respond to hugs! Freakin' hugs! He loves hugs! But he wasn't moving. He wasn't even blinking. Where has he gone to? Where?

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