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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

To masturbate as a man is to admit you 1) have no access to ♥♥♥♥♥ and 2) have no impulse control. If it's 1) it means you are a weak man and lack the resources to attract a woman. If it's 2) you are barely above an insect operating on base level stimuli and don't have the cognitive abilities for self control.

Either way you failed as a man when you decide to masturbate and to freely expel your semen for momentary pleasure means you have a sad life with nothing going on. Alexander the Great never masturbated he found someone to ♥♥♥♥ every time he was horny. Most nights he would be too exhausted from conquering the known world to have sex. Weak men have nothing to be exhausted by they don't do anything and they don't earn their pleasure. Not a single great man in history masturbated

After years of asceticism, i now stand on this pier, looking at the sunset; reflecting on the never ending horizon of sea, and i think back to the past while a gentle breeze caresses my worn skin, and i whisper somthing that comes out of my heart.




i have alzheimer's

Oh my god, give me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minute, let me get up from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ floor where I am laying down like a small child in fetal position laughing my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass off at that you just called The Witcher 3 average. Did...did you just call the greatest masterpiece in the RPG genre average. Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental, or just a another paid off redditor spewing nonsense? Want to know what is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ average? And here you are sitting here calling Witcher 3 average? HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. On what basis I ask?. Oh god, this is so tragic, you must be really retarded. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna think the next time you call a game average, and not invoke the name of THE ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME TO COME OUT THE LAST YEARS THAT PUT ALL OTHER GAMES TO SHAME AS AVERAGE PIECES OF JUNK. Did you even stop to consider the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fact that Witcher 3 has gotten stellar reviews from EVERY SINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REVIEWER ON THE ENTIRETY OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INTERNET? Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ calling Witcher 3 average, lol.