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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks. ●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬♥๑۩۩๑♥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬●

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Morphling picker, no skill" The flame only fuels me. "wow, nice work morph you took rax" I don't need your praise peasant. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Morphling. The rest of the my 'team' is irrelevant. They only get in the way of my goal. The enemy ancient.
Moonshard, Boots of Travel 2. I buy the wards, the gems are on me. I take the throne. I've won the game. 900GPM. Pathetic, I could do better. I'm not trying hard enough. I've failed.
"Match found". I pick Morphling. I am Morphling.

16 minutes. Dragon Lance, Boots of Travel, Linkens Sphere. I've already won. Nothing can stop me now but myself. I am fearless. I push out lanes. I take towers. I force rotations. I replicate my ward dispenser whenever I can for an easy escape. I am Morphling. Thousands of calculations going on in my head. I keep track of glyph, five individual teleport scroll cooldowns, how much each enemy is farming and when they will have specific items, relative position of both couriers etc. I can not lose now. Ethereal Blade, Manta Style, Skadi, Hurricane Pike. I've not finished farming.

I'm the most dedicated player I know. I take pubs just as seriously as if it was finals at TI. I never give up. Playing against megas? I keep playing. Down 40 kills? I keep playing. Half of your team afk in base? I keep playing. Why? Because I'm Morphling.
This hero is the ultimate 1v9 hero. If played correctly you literally can't lose with this hero. You may be thinking that if you played any hero correctly then you can't lose either but that's simply not true. Morphling is unique with this characteristic.
I go safelane. I farm. The offlaner tries to contest but I have too much agility. I trade hits with my 100 damage right clicks. I back off. He tries to regen but my right clicks are too strong. He's got no health and consumables. I've won the lane, like always. I am Morphling. Nothing matters more than farm. I control the lane. I'm farming so close to my tower that I'm impossible to gank. I can not die. I will never die.