We should do all those things plugger said to do

We should creampie each others doodoo holes, then suck our poop infested loads out, then regurgitate them like momma birds into a tall sundae glass, then take turns feeding each other our cumsundae by dipping our weiners in and letting the other lick it off.

Even the one where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy tum?