Recent reviews by Vampire Woona

top-down 16 bit style dungeon crawler/shooter with tons of gore and genuine difficulty. even if you hate the very idea of ponies youll still love it.

its pretty bad tbh. i only installed it because a friend of mine was playing at the time and i wanted to join them, but the game is so disgusting i just instantly regretted it... it's like the cockroach-infested small town truckstop portajohn of poker games... and i've played plenty of different poker games, so you can believe i'm speaking from experience when i say this is by far the worst ive ever seen.

Apparently this thing counts as an actual game in steam's eyes. Looks more like a machinima program to me. Needless to say I have no clue how to use it so it just sits there in my library.

Somebody envited me to a game. I didnt have it, so they got me it. Havn't played it since.

Same reason for getting it as the first game. Free exclusive stuff in tf2.

The only reason I got this game is because I ran out of options for realistic spy knives in tf2, so I went and played this game for a grand total of however many minutes it took me to earn the black rose. Other than netting me that item, this game is pretty worthless. Dont get it unless you need that knife too.

The first half a minute worked perfectly. No problems whatsoever. But then I get my first gun, meet some enemies, and now the game is like frozen in a bubble where theres no such thing as time. I mean there literally is NO framerate after that point, no matter how fast my computer is runing when I load it up. It's like staring at a screenshot and mashing the keyboard furiously hoping the painting will come to life.

Honestly I don't even know why I own this game... Maybe somebody invited me to a match when I was brand new to steam.. Maybe it was featured and I clicked on it because it was free.. I'm not sure, but it's still in my library and I'm reviewing all my stuff, so here you go.

Another random game recieved as a gift...

Somebody got me this game as a gift. Dunno what else to say.