Did you ever hear the tragedy of beepFTW The Stunner? I thought not. It's not a story the Memers would tell you. It's a d00t legend. beepFTW was a Dark Lord of the d00ters, so powerful and so wise he could use the Calcium to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the Calcium that he could even keep the ones he cared about from brittle bones. The Calcium of the d00ts is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his strong bones, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice drained his Calcium in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from brittle bones, but not himself.