The pee frisbee

You take a regular frisbee and pee in it. Turn it upside down, pee in it, and stick it in the freezer for a few hours. You'll have a disk full of frozen urine. Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to the person's house, and slide it under their door. The pee will thaw right on their floor, and they'll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who peed on my floor?

Eu4 masochist

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The most bone thug ♥♥♥♥♥ i know. He be runnin these streets. You ♥♥♥♥ with him you get the pipe my ♥♥♥♥♥ trust on that.