hey
you there? just checking in
haven't heard from you in a while - starting to get worried. you're okay right?
just want to make sure that you're okay
i knew you were getting into that anime stuff pretty heavily which is totally your prerogative but i worry that you start to lose your grip on reality when i see you out in the front yard "practicing" your martial arts when you have taken zero classes. i really start to worry because you're way too old to be doing this and yet you still are. the neighbors all think it's weird but thank god they're kind enough to still talk to us. even the young kids in the neighborhood think you're weird - but at least they get a kick out of teasing you, calling you diaper ninja because your moves stink. the fact that you talked grandma out of nearly €2000 dollars that she spent on your anime interests is something i shouldn't even mention because it's part of an ongoing investigation.

But Jason swallows

u suck