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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 10:27am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 10:57am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 12:30am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 10:18am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 2:40am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 10:32am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 2:41am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 2:22am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2021 @ 11:59am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 2:30am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 8:07am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 8:29am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 9:10am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 9:36am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 9:54am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 10:22am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 12:58am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 2:21am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 2:55am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 1:15am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 3:19am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 1:36am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 6:37am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 7:00am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 7:21am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 7:51am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 7:55am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 10:41am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 11:15am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 2:37am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 8:18am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 10:03am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 6:58am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 9:27am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 1:18am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 2:48am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 12:47am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 9:28am