Toast2That
Toast, Jericho, or Jerome works   Simi Valley, California, United States
 
 
If you a have a private profile, I will not add you.

I'll give you some lovely quotes:

"Death is inevitable. Our fear of it makes us play safe, blocks out emotion. It's a losing game. Without passion, you are already dead."
-Max Payne

"No Gods or kings. Only man."
-Andrew Ryan

Veni, vidi, vici. "I came, I saw, I conquered."
-Julius Caesar 47 B.C

"An oasis of serenity amidst the bustling city."
-Unknown

"Would you kindly?"
-Jack Ryan: Bioshock

"Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot."
Exodus 22, King James Version

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sands and rocks here stained with thousands of years of warfare... they will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."
-Captain Price: Call of Duty

"Steel wins battles. Gold wins wars."
-Dota 2, Dragon Knight

"Welcome to the Red Zone"
-James Heller:Prototype 2

"This is SPARTA!"
-Gerard Butler 300 (2007)
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Stardust Commander 8 Feb @ 4:15am 
YOU, ME, GAS STATION, WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE. UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE IN OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACKOUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH HORNY FISH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? FISH ORGY. THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR NAKED? OH YES PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL. THEN WE RIDE THE BEAR INTO A CHUCK E. CHEESE. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UH, I THINK SO. NEXT THING YOU KNOW IM REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN. BLACKOUT AGAIN. WAKE UP. DO A BUMP. WHITEOUT WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO. THEN I SMOKED A JOINT. THEN I GREENEDOUT. THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN. WUH, OH LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN.
Stardust Commander 23 Jan @ 3:20am 
Tony Pro Born From A Greater Isomeric Prime Being, Despised Of This World. Modem KoKulture Incarnate. Tony Pro In The Spirit Of Lao Tzu, WTF. Vril My Eyes For Everything In This Cyberspace! Tony Pro Into Submission... Into Mylematic Disaster. /.../ Pure Pureum Cestium Generator into Abominable Eternity. The Almighty Have His Will All For This Terrible Generation... This Generation Of Crumbling Zomi Gangs... Cestino Destructor Generating Apocalypse And Humanity Losing Its Soul To A Cosmic Horror Unto The Void That Follows... /.../ Tony Pro Implodes Into A Negative 2D. After You See This Intersect With Cestino Dox... The Destruction Of Cestino Dox... This Generation That Will Bleed Into Destructor Viriatus Demonoid Trajectory Unto The Oblivion That Seats The Cosmic Apocalypse. Tony Pro Into Earth Eater Hell Of Hishite Dynasties... The Fate Of Earth Is Going To Be Imploded Into Total Non Existence In Just One Hour... Just One Hour... /.../ Tony Pro Into That Scorched Earth
TheSloppySoap 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm 
aoughhkayyyyyyyy :steamsad:
Bill nye the russian spy 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44pm 
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TheSloppySoap 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55pm 
!??!?!!!!:griefer:
contrefeu 4 Jan, 2016 @ 11:45am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦