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yeah yeah, its great and all but lets see some FALL GIRLS hehehe. upskirt alert !!!!

among us is great with buddies and the rest of your friends to play in class. my whole 7th grade plays it. i never get imposter.

Really fun game! Even if you play solo you'll enjoy the game.

A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women

A Blowjob is defined by how expertly you do it!
it's a skill that few people master. Gentle pressure or a slight milking action at the base of his ♥♥♥♥ can help to harden him up a bit. Like sword-swollowing, deep-throating takes hours of practice, to relax the gag reflex. For huge ♥♥♥♥♥ it's got to be done in a 69 position so your tongue is right on the helmit, and easily revolves repeatedly around it, in all directions. If you're working upside down on it, the curve of the ♥♥♥♥ more comfortably slides all the way down your throat. Your lips should always cover your teeth, unless he likes for you to bite him a bit, down near the pubes. Gentle biting/pulling of only the loose skin behind the head is allowed. if you start to gag, slow down and think how smooth, warm, soft, and tasty his skin is. ♥♥♥♥♥ can be love-ly.
The thing that really drives any man wild is pointing your tongue and working it up, around, and into the hole in his ♥♥♥♥. Whether a guy has an almost tongue-sized hole or a very little one, he'll love you tongueing it out.
Think of a Blowjob as a dance routine... you need a quiet, teasing, promising beginning. Then you must use your mouth to 'take possesion' of the whole arena. Raise the energy levels as slowly as possible, as you actually choreograph a long sequence of repititious touches, moves, twists, and shapings, so he never gets bored or loses his climax. But a few rests or slowdowns, at the right times, can prolong and intensify the climax.
When he finally can hold it no longer, just let him rip and roar. And of course you want to swallow his gift to you... it's a part of him and full of energy giving protein.
if you're lucky, he'll be able to have several more 'go's', as you gently awaken him throughout the night. The very best climaxes come at dawn.

When two people really love each other, they try their hardest to make each other happy!
“Hey, I’m Home” I say as I walk down to the kitchen of my apartment to my roommate Chris. His dark, slightly curly hair appears around the wall that separates the living room and the kitchen.
“Welcome back. What did you get up too?” He asks and I see the rest of his head. His face is a lovely olive and his eyes a magnificent green.
“Can’t I have an secrets?” I ask, as I am slightly ashamed of my whereabouts 30 minutes ago.
“Come on Belle, I’m your best mate, it cant be that embarrassing, don’t you trust me any more?” He asks as he comes out of the living room looking impossibly handsome in a dark t-shirt and mid denim jeans.
“Alright fine… I got a wax…” I say looking down at my skirt. I had hoped of keeping it a secret but as my best friend Chris knows I am not very good at keep secrets especially not from him!
“Wow I never thought you would get one! That’s cool. Well can I have an exam?” He asks. I have secretly always had a thing for him but I decided it was best if we just kept being friends.
Astonished by his request I took a step back and with an attempt to control my tone I asked: “why would you want to look at it and no you may not!” Secretly I wanted to show him, but that was out of the question.
“Well you obviously got it done for someone and I merely want to check the quality of it. Is that a bad reason? Plus come on I’m your best friend.” He asked with a cute expression on his face which read ‘Trust me, you know you can!’
“No!” I say as I walk down to the bathroom and as I shut the door I feel guilty that I said no to my one desire and to a face as gorgeous as his!

I shrug it off and de clothe and hope into the shower, as that is what the lady told me too. As I washing my body I hear the bathroom door open.
“Go away” I tell Chris.
“Too late” He says as he opens the door and I see the most wonderful body in the world! It is toned and it is olive and it is strong, masculine and big! And that is not just his body!
“Well, she did do a good job.” He says with a naughty little smile on his face as he kneels down to face my newly waxed pubic area.
“What are you…” I start but soon stop as his mouth starts kissing me. I suddenly start to feel even more wet. Then his lips part and his tongue starts licking my vagina. He is so good; his tongue is roaming my entire vagina hitting my clit multiple times a minute. I feel my knees buckle and soon I feel a pressure building up inside. As he hits my clit one more time I have my first ever orgasm and it feels brilliant. My knees then buckle completely and I land in his arms. That is when we kiss for the 1st time and it is magic. His tongue roams my entire mouth the way he did to my vagina.
Then I pull away about to ask why he is doing this when he brings me back for more kissing. Then I feel something start to stand up behind my back. I pull away once more but this time I make sure he can read my eyes.

I stand up and move down so that I can repay the favour he had just given me. I lower myself so I am sitting naked on his thighs. Then I start to rug his 9-inch penis and I can feel it harden instantly. Then I start to lower my lips to it but stop right before I am able to kiss it. Instead I move my lips to the side and start kissing his testicles. He shivers. Eventually I can’t stand it any more. I place his ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and start sucking it like crazy! I can feel him shiver and moan with pleasure. Then I start licking while I suck. Soon I feel the pressure break and hot seamen races into my mouth. Then I move my moth away and his ♥♥♥♥ is spraying my neck and chest with seamen, but the water from the shower washes me quickly. I then move my body up and then my lips find his lips again and we start kissing again. He roles me over with care in the shower. His moist lips part with mine and start traveling down my body when I stop him.
“No, more kissing.” I say breathlessly and his lips return. Then his arms come around my back and brings me closer and my arms go around his back and starts messaging his back.
Then his lips part mine again.
“Come on” He says to me.

He steps up wobbly then turns off the shower than leans back down and assists me up then he quickly opens the door and then embraces me and lifts me up and rests me on his hips then subsides into my kissing again. We walk to his bedroom and he places me carefully onto his bed and then pushes me up so that my head is on his pillows. While still kissing me incredibly he reaches into the top draw in his bedside table and pulls out a condom. Quickly he puts it on himself then he enters me. Pushing himself slowly in and out. I start to shiver in joy. Then I feel metal on my wrists. I stop kissing him for a moment.

“Let me take charge of your pleasure, if you ever want me to stop then just say so, but please try it with me.” He says and ends with a little kiss.
“Alright” I agree just wanting to kiss him more.
He starts penetrating himself again inside me, but then speeds up, faster, harder he pushes.
Then we both explode into orgasms again. I feel his hot seamen and my hot ♥♥♥ mixing and we take a moment to pause from kissing and then he lowers his mouth to my neck and starts moving it down towards my pulsing vagina. He gives me oral again and it is even better than the first. Once he has finished with me again he moves again up.
As he releases my restraints I quickly roll him over and cuff him to the bed.
“My turn” I say and then I start rubbing his ♥♥♥♥ with one hand and rubbing my vagina with the other. I see his mouth start to drool as I bring both him and myself to orgasms again. I stop rubbing myself when I feel ready to burst. I then take my hand which is feeling very wet and I start rubbing it along his face then, while still rubbing his hardened ♥♥♥♥ I start licking his face. Once I feel satisfied with his hardened ♥♥♥♥ I mount him and we start having more sex.
Again we orgasm. Then I release his restraints and then I collapse on his heaving chest.

“I have waited so long for that, man Chris, I love you.” I admit
“I love you too Belle.” He says as he rolls sideways and then turns me around and we lie facing each other like I had dreamt for the past 4 years.
We just lay there in each other’s arms soaking wet from the shower talking. When we finally start falling asleep we prove to each other how much we love each other one more time to be sure.

She walked into the room and just looked at him. He looked back, taking in her full beauty. He couldn't stop himself from walking over to her, grabbing her around the waist, and kissing her. They kissed gently at first, but then they fully engulfed each other with thier arms and the kiss grew more passionate and deep. They loved the taste and feel of each other's tounges pressing against theirs.
She felt herself walking backwards and leading them until her back was up against the kitchen counter. He lifted her up so she was sitting on the counter, and they never broke their kiss. They stopped and pulled away, each staring into the other's eyes. She looked down and began to unbotton his shirt. He tore it off and reached to remove hers. He lifted it over her head and started kissing her again, passionatley. He pulled her off of the counter and they made their way to the bedroom, stopping against a few walls along the way to kiss each other more. They tumbled onto the bed, and he stopped kissing her so that he could unbutton her jeans and pull them off. She did the same to him, and he proceeded to undo her bra. He tossed it aside, and pulled her panties away too. She flipped him over so that she could be in control, and she took off his baxers and threw them to the side. She kissed his lips, then moved her mouth down the smooth expanse of his muscular chest, made her way past his stomach and finally began to suck on his penis. His ♥♥♥♥ was so huge that her entire mouth and both hands couldn't even come close to covering it completely. He moaned with joy as she rubbed and sucked, feeling the pleasure building up inside of him. She stopped before he came, though, because she had to have more of him. She mounted him and let his 9-inch-long, 3-inch-across ♥♥♥♥ penetrate into her wet vagina. She moved herself up and down, and their pleasure built up even more. He rolled them over so he could take over, pushing hard and fast. He kissed her in rhythm with his thrusts, driving her insane with pleasure. He knew he was on the brink of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but he held it back, desperately wanting to give her an orgasm.
He reached his hands up and massaged her breasts in the same rhythm as his kisses and his deep penetrations. They would swallow each others groans of pleasure into their kisses. She felt her pleasure building up, as if she were ready to explode. His penis then hit her g-spot and she came, felling waves of pleasure coarse through her entire body. She screamed his name with pure joy, and he finally let himself ♥♥♥ into her. He pulled out, kissed her once more, and then lay beside her. She turned to face him, and decided that she wasn't done just yet. She kissed him softly, then reached her hands down and took hold of his ♥♥♥♥. He breathed heavily as she began to rub it gently. she reached one hand into a drawer of the bedside table and got some lube. She put a good amount into her hands, and then took hold of his penis again. She started slowly rubbing at first, allowing him to get hard again. She picked up the pace as his ♥♥♥♥ curved up to her, wanting more. His glans turned bright red, and she began to go in a circular motion aroung the top of his penis, he begged her for more, moaning and gasping and breathing heavily. She tickled the underside of his ♥♥♥♥, and gently fluttered his balls. He could barely take the torture, but he knew he was lost in her rhythm. He cummed everywhere, but he was still hard, so he rolled them over and started banging her again. She came even harder the second time, screaming with pleasure as the orgasm rocked through her body. he pulled out and laid beside her and they fell asleep spooning, exhausted from their best sex ever.

We backed toward my desk. She unbuttoned my shirt and I stuck one hand up underneath her dress, stroking the folds of her ♥♥♥♥♥ gently. Alora rarely wore panties and today was no exception. She was incredibly wet. I felt her spread her legs so I obligingly inserted two fingers into her dripping sex, making her moan with pleasure and melt against my bare chest as I pumped her slowly. My fingers searched deep inside her. I curved them hard against her ♥♥♥♥♥ walls and she gasped as I hit her g-spot. Soon she was grinding herself against my fingers and working her way to a giant orgasm. I kept fingering her, harder and harder, eventually putting three fingers inside her ♥♥♥♥♥ and ramming her g-spot in just the way I knew she liked it, pumping her hand until she clenched against me and bit back a scream of sexual joy.

Moments later, she shimmied off my fingers and beckoned to me to sit down in my office chair behind my desk. I dropped my pants and briefs and sat down, stroking my 9” ♥♥♥♥ gently, expecting her to sit on my ♥♥♥♥. She didn’t. I watched her walk around the front of my desk. She dropped to her knees and crawled underneath it. I couldn’t believe my wife was about to make my fantasy of an at-work, under-the-desk BJ a reality, but that’s exactly what she was doing. I felt her tug at my desk chair to roll me closer to the desk. I couldn’t even see her, only feel her soft hands stroking my legs.

I felt her tongue flick the sensitive tip of my ♥♥♥♥. Damn, she was good. She licked it from the base to the tip, still invisible underneath my desk. I sat back and groaned in ecstasy as she licked me all over. She sucked gently at each ball, taking them into her mouth and working them carefully with her tongue.

Finally, when she knew I wanted it more than anything, she took my ♥♥♥♥ all the way into her mouth and began to deep-throat me. She impaled her mouth on my ♥♥♥♥ with each stroke. Her perfect little lips felt wet and soft against my ♥♥♥♥ as she mouth-♥♥♥♥♥♥ me, giving the perfect combination of friction and suppleness. I reached under the desk and grabbed her head, pushing my ♥♥♥♥ deeper into her throat as she sucked hungrily.

When I felt like I was getting close to coming in her mouth, I pulled back and stood up. My wife came out from under the desk. She knew what was next. She worked the dress down, exposing her bare, round breasts, and stood there rubbing her nipples and waiting for me as I cleared off my desk hastily, spilling papers and the portfolio and files and receipts into a confused paper tangle on the floor. My dripping ♥♥♥♥ stuck straight in front of me. I was still wearing my crisp white dress shirt; Alora had on the tall stripper shoes and the metallic dress, which she’d now hiked up so both her breasts and the tip of her shaved mound were exposed.

As soon as I’d cleared us a space, Alora sat down on my huge executive desk. She’d been a cheerleader in college and could still do the splits, so when she spread her legs, the heels of her shoes pointed to opposite walls and I could see actually into her hot, wet ♥♥♥♥♥. I grabbed a thigh with each hand and paused a moment to admire the picture of my wife ready and waiting on my desk.

Then I positioned my ♥♥♥♥ at her entrance and started pushing the thick head inside of her. She raised her arms above her head and moaned. I leaned over, pushing myself another inch or so into her, and licked one generous 36D breast. I began sucking her tits while I gradually stuck my ♥♥♥♥ into her pulsing ♥♥♥♥. She writhed in anticipation. I knew she wanted me to ♥♥♥♥ her hard, but I liked making her wait a bit.

Eventually I’d pushed myself about six inches inside of her. I used one hand to hold her wrists over her head and flicked her clit with the other, sending her into spasms of pleasure.

Once I’d amused myself with her tits and shallow ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her for a while, I too needed to ♥♥♥♥ her good and hard. I kept her wrists pinioned and curled my other hand against her shoulder for leverage. She grinned at me. My naughty little wife loves getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and the office environment was making both of us hot as hell.

I grabbed her shoulder and cranked my ♥♥♥♥ deep into her ♥♥♥♥♥. My cockhead pressed against the back of her walls. We both closed our eyes and succumbed to pure pleasure. I thrust in and out of her, gaining speed, making sure each stroke reached the absolute back of her and burying myself balls-deep in her sweet snatch.

My wife’s breasts bounced up and down as I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her. The desk squeaked and started moving backward as my strokes became ever deeper and harder. I forced her legs wider apart and moved both hands to her shoulders, pumping into her as I felt my orgasm approaching. Alora’s perfect body felt both firm and yielding underneath me. She was a slave to my ♥♥♥♥, pierced by its girth and length. We were both panting and moaning gently and I could sense she was on the verge of a giant orgasm, too.

We came together as I gave one last hard thrust, hitting her g-spot and sending us into paradise at the same time. I felt my ♥♥♥♥ spurt inside of her. We held there and enjoyed the hot ♥♥♥ filling her ♥♥♥♥♥ and surrounding my ♥♥♥♥. When I finally pulled out, she put one finger inside herself and brought it to her lips to taste my ♥♥♥.

When we’d recovered, we climbed off the desk and straightened ourselves in silence. She fixed her dress and retrieved her coat before helping me pile the miscellaneous papers back on my desk, making sure to put the portfolio on top. It was 5:15. I wrapped my arms around my wife and kissed her. Stopping in the doorway, she said slyly, “Good luck with your meeting. Hope I helped you relax a bit.”

jen was relaxing in the hottub wearing her favorite red lacey bikini when all of a sudden jake, her neighbor and long time interest jumped in beside her.
jen was surprised to say the least, especially since she had never spoken to jake except for the occasional awkward "hi" when passing on the street. she had taken an extreme notice in him since she first laid eyes on his tall, muscled body. she loved the way his eyes and his hair had the same deep brown color, and how, try as he may, he could never keep his hair out of those big eyes.
what jen didn't know about jake was that he had been noticing her from afar as much, if not more, than jen had noticed him. jake could not get her out of his mind. everytime he closed his eyes she was there, her long blonde curls swaying in the wind, or her beautiful face staring back at his own with her big blue eyes, or the shape of her body in a fantastic hourglass form. he wanted, needed her. and since he noticed that her parents had packed up their bags for what looked like a long trip, he took his opprotunity now.
"hey," jake began casually, "sorry if i splashed you coming in, i don't make the most graceful entrences."
jen laughed, "i can see that."
"i hope you don't mind if i join you," jake continued, "i just saw you over here and thought you could use some company." he tried to keep it breezy but he distinctly heard a note of excitement in his own voice as he said it.
jen caught the note as well and her heart started to beat a little bit faster. "well that's sweet of you! i like your bathing suit, by the way." she said setting him up.
"well thanks", he said smiling at her, "i love yours though...i can't really see it properly from here though..." he moved closer to jen as he noticed her breasts moving up and down faster and faster as he got closer, "....she must know what i'm here for...." he thought
jen tried to control herself but the thought of jake being so close to her excited her more than anything else before.
jake crept closer moving through the water slowly and calmly when all he wanted to do was rush over and rip her clothes off, but the restrained.
"oh yes..." jake said staring down at jen's breast, "...very nice...is that lace?"
"yes" she breathed, her heart beating faster than ever, she had decided to go all out now, "why don't you feel it? it's quite nice."
jake smiled down at her from his standing position, looking right into her eyes. "so she does know." he thought.
jen smiled back now gaining some control over her heartrate, she now sat waiting for his first move.
"well," said jake calmly, "we can't go jumping bases, now can we? we got to start from first." as he said that he leaned forward and kissed her softly.
jen was extatic, she had to open her eyes once to see if it was really him kissing her. but after that she sank into his kiss as he sat down beside her, letting him do whatever he wanted.
he took her face in his hands and then worked them down to her waist as he massaged her tongue softly with his. jen got closer to him and wrapped her arma around his back and started to kiss him much more passionately, wanting him more than ever. jake's hands now moved up and down her sides barely grazed the breasts, he knew this would drive her insane.
he guessed right, she moaned slightly and kissed him deeper while she got up and sat on his lap, running her fingers through his lovely brown hair. jake reached behind her back and started to undue her top but had some trouble.
jen giggled and took his hands in hers and directed them how to untie it, kissing him all the while. she now pulled her top over her head and sat there waiting for him to do something.
"like 'em?" she asked the staring jake.
jake closed his mouth and regained his composure, "...oh well yeah." he said taking one into each of his hands, "what are they?"
"34Ds." jen smiled down at him.
"perfect." he replied and continued to kiss her as he now massaged her breasts as well.
"i always knew you were a big boob kind of guy." she breathed in between the ryhthm of kissing. all jake could do was continue kisssing her deeper and deeper.
he now reached his hand down under the water and started rubbing her through her bottoms. she gasped once or twice before saying "take off your shorts."
jake smiled and said "you have to take them off for me." jen smiled back and got off of jake so he could stand up. as he did she knelt down, her shoulders still above water and slid his trunks off slowly, teasing him.
as they came lower and lower jen's eyes widened. before her was the biggest ♥♥♥♥ she had ever seen, 10 inches long and 2 inches wide, nearly fully hard. jake sat back down, the head of his ♥♥♥♥ sticking out of the water, and pulled jen back onto his lap and said, "i always knew you were a big ♥♥♥♥ kind of girl." then continued to kiss her, but jen had seen what she wanted and wanted it now, she reached down under the water in front of her and started moving her hand up and down his massive ♥♥♥♥, slowly at first then faster, as she continued to kiss him harder and harder.
jake was having a difficult time keeping up with her kissing as she was doing this so jen moved to his neck and sucked and gently bit it. he breathed harder than her now. she moved her hand faster and faster till it was the hardest he had ever been. jake, in return ripped off her bottoms and started fingering her, grazing her clit perfectly everytime he moved in a circular motion.
this was too much for her, she had her first orgasm of that night and moaned and screamed so loudly that she thought the neighbors would all hear. she covered her mouth and peered into jakes eyes.
"it's ok" he said taking her hands from her mouth and kissing her, "no one will hear."
jen could not stand it, that last kiss had the effect of her orgasm on her, she wanted to make jake so happy.
"sit on the side." she said.
jake did as he was told. he sat on the side naked and watched jen climb up and kneel on the hottub bench over his ♥♥♥♥ and smile. she went opened her mouth and took as much of it as she could in. he breathed in sharply feeling her tongue whirl around his head while she sucked softly. she moved it in and out of her mouth quickly then went to the sides, she licked the entire shaft slowly down one side, then went to the other side and did the same, she rubbing his balls with one hand and ran her other hand up and down his thigh. she made her way back to her head and wet it with her tongue and blew softly on the tip then kissed it.
jake gripped the side of the hottub firmly. he felt like he was about to burst. but she wasn't quite done, she moved her head lower and licked the underside of his massive ♥♥♥♥ starting from the base and moving so provacatively slwly to the tip, she blew again on the still wet head and he exploded. ♥♥♥ going everywhere.
he breathed a huge sigh and looked down at jen, she was licking up nearly every last drop of ♥♥♥.
he couldn't stand how amazing she was, he was going to please her now, he wanted to give so much back to her. he got hard agian immediately just thinking about it.
he slid down next to her in the tub, the hot water feeling so good around him after getting the best blowjob in his life. he kissed her harder and deeper than ever before and then looked her in the eye and said "now what do you want, i'll do anything, anything, for you. especially after that."
she smiled up at him and said, "all i want is that ♥♥♥♥ in me, now."
he obliged immediately.
she worked her way back to the tub wall and sat on the bench, arms up on the side to either side of her, breasts floating and jiggling in the hot bubbling water, and legs spread apart wide. jake made his way over to her, harder than ever just looking at her, he stood in front of her for a minute then grabbed her by the waist.
he let his ♥♥♥♥ move around her amazing thighs and through her ♥♥♥♥♥ lips. she closed her eyes and moaned in anticipation, "ohhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhh.

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