Achievement di Questionable Seal su POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Sbloccato in data 18 apr 2015, ore 1:18

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Sbloccato in data 20 apr 2015, ore 4:12

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Sbloccato in data 18 apr 2015, ore 1:09

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Sbloccato in data 28 lug 2015, ore 23:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Sbloccato in data 16 apr 2015, ore 4:49

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Sbloccato in data 16 apr 2015, ore 5:16

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Sbloccato in data 18 apr 2015, ore 22:09

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Sbloccato in data 24 apr 2015, ore 22:30

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 20:13

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 23:43

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Sbloccato in data 30 apr 2015, ore 2:52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Sbloccato in data 30 apr 2015, ore 6:32

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Sbloccato in data 6 mag 2015, ore 6:08

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Sbloccato in data 20 apr 2015, ore 4:32

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Sbloccato in data 29 lug 2015, ore 0:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Sbloccato in data 28 giu 2017, ore 2:14

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 19:41

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Sbloccato in data 24 apr 2015, ore 22:10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Sbloccato in data 18 apr 2015, ore 2:08

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Sbloccato in data 16 apr 2015, ore 5:44

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 21:59

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Sbloccato in data 28 lug 2015, ore 23:52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Sbloccato in data 28 lug 2015, ore 20:17

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Sbloccato in data 24 apr 2015, ore 22:30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 21:26

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 22:48

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Sbloccato in data 29 lug 2015, ore 0:14

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 20:05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Sbloccato in data 30 apr 2015, ore 2:56

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Sbloccato in data 8 ago 2015, ore 21:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Sbloccato in data 28 lug 2015, ore 20:21

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Sbloccato in data 20 apr 2015, ore 4:11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 19:16

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Sbloccato in data 24 apr 2015, ore 21:42

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Sbloccato in data 26 giu 2017, ore 2:11

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Sbloccato in data 22 lug 2015, ore 0:03

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 22:23

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Sbloccato in data 8 ago 2015, ore 18:57

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Sbloccato in data 16 apr 2015, ore 4:48

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 18 apr 2015, ore 2:20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Sbloccato in data 18 apr 2015, ore 2:20

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Sbloccato in data 18 apr 2015, ore 1:15

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Sbloccato in data 18 apr 2015, ore 1:16

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Sbloccato in data 28 lug 2015, ore 23:00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 18 apr 2015, ore 2:16

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Sbloccato in data 30 lug 2015, ore 23:19

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 22:23

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Sbloccato in data 28 lug 2015, ore 0:12

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr 2015, ore 0:49

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Sbloccato in data 28 lug 2015, ore 0:37

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Sbloccato in data 6 mag 2015, ore 6:41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Sbloccato in data 28 ago 2015, ore 19:51

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Sbloccato in data 28 lug 2015, ore 0:11

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Sbloccato in data 6 mag 2015, ore 6:20

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Sbloccato in data 30 apr 2015, ore 6:33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Sbloccato in data 25 giu 2017, ore 5:25

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Sbloccato in data 26 giu 2017, ore 2:02

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Sbloccato in data 27 giu 2017, ore 3:38

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Sbloccato in data 29 giu 2017, ore 2:04

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Sbloccato in data 30 giu 2017, ore 0:44

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Sbloccato in data 27 giu 2017, ore 2:48

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Sbloccato in data 27 giu 2017, ore 4:21

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Sbloccato in data 27 giu 2017, ore 4:56

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

19 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

29 / 30