-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and threw him out of the house. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Semnat de Ray

Dupa vreo 3 alocatii
Si PC in reparatii
Iata ca mi-am luat si eu
Acu ca ultimu bou
Premistoul CS:GO
De jucat am mai jucat
Ca ai mei dragi vecini
De mine s-au saturat
N-apuc eu sa intru in meci
C-am o echipa de blegi
Unu trage cu pistolu
Nimereste tomberonu
Altu trage cu Ak
Isi ia HS din Bomb A
Eu trag bine ce sa zic
15 kill-uri si 20 deads
Si la Gaben eu ma rog
Sa-mi pice Asiimov
Dar atatea albastruie
De la masa-am facut cucuie (a dat cu capu)
Si al dracu joc tampit
Trece pe langa Karambit
Urc in rank sunt silver 4
Insa eu numa cu luatu
Nu prea le am cu datu
Trec 1 luna 2 3
Ia ma vad cu nova III
Insa tot cu handicapati
Ca iti vine sa ii bati
Ca imi da cu flashu-n fata
Ca-i dau kill la mustata
Si da boul cu o grenada
Zici ca-i la masa-n ograda
Aia din T rad de noi
C-avem o echipa de gunoi
Si ca sa vezi ce ponta
Boii i-mi dau report indata
Si-mi iau VAC ban deodata

EZ

Mai exista intre craci
Pizda-n care sa te caci
Mare larga si latoasa
Muratura puturoasa
Cu-n lindic mot de curcan
Sta de straja barosan
Intre buzele-i ranjite
Ce se freaca flescaita
Nu simti nici o gadileala
Futi dar fara socoteala
Nu mai stii ♥♥♥ sa te-asezi
Nu mai poti sa incetezi
In zadar cauti strimtoare
Ca-ti mai vine si putoare
Si de buze si de cur
De se-nvirte casa-n jur
Si te-apuca amesteala
De se curma slobozeala
Si scarbit de asa futai
Pula-ti vine sa ti-o tai

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