hey man heard you had a massive donger and i wanted to see it. just let me know how we can set this up.

Rub me raw

please mount me

Step 1: Materials

You will need:

Apples
Horse
Saddle

(Optional)
Horse armour

Step 2: How To Tame The Horse

Feed the horse untill it has hearts coming out of it.

Step 3: How To Mount The Horse

To ride the horse, right click it, then press E then drag the saddle to the saddle slot. If you want your horse to be protected drag the horse armor to the armor slot.

Step 4: if you actually have minecraft ♥♥♥