DoorTheory
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Meursault 2 May, 2017 @ 4:47pm 
Girl: am i pretty?
boy: no
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was rekt... She walked away with ♥♥♥♥ in her pantss
The boy grabbed her ♥♥♥
Boy: Your not pretty...your bish
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I want 2 fack u right in teh ♥♥♥♥♥
Boy: I dont like u...I (͡º ͜ʖ͡º) u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would (͡º ͜ʖ͡º) if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz suk mi ♥♥♥ (͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize ur an ♥♥♥♥♥ (͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
*Something good will happen to ur mum at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be in her bum(͡º ͜ʖ͡º)!!!
*Get ready for the reck of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have kansur and herpies (͡º ͜ʖ͡º)(͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
Meursault 15 Nov, 2016 @ 9:07pm 
I went to see a car at the theater yesterday when Lightning McQueen and Sally HOT Radiator set up Bonner's work. Lightning McQueen says "Ka-chow!", But I can not help it! I closed my eyes and I broke the piece with a penis suggestion and broke it and pulled it with great power. This is one of the best nuts I have ever had. My naked child sitting next to me masturbates in my son and shouted to me, her mother took pride in me. I told the ♥♥♥♥♥ to close the intercourse, and masturbation is a natural and artistic process and beautiful. We must rejoice that your son has sperm everywhere. Perhaps he can learn one or two lessons about masturbation culture and art. Nonetheless, theaters and film directors do not agree with me. They were kicking me at the theater and movie theater, but I had not finished watching the movie car. Not only that, they cleaned my sperm after drying and strengthening the seat. It is torture! Do you know how difficult it is to clean sperm after drying?
Meursault 11 Sep, 2016 @ 7:26pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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Meursault 29 Jul, 2016 @ 5:41pm 
I sexually identify as Jesse McCree. Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of fanning the wind on disgusting Tracer's. People say to me that a person being McCree is impossible and that I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, it's high noon. I'm cutting my arm off and having a cybernetic limp installed on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “the boy” and respect my right to draw on fools who come in my sight and kill them needlessly. If you can't accept me as Jesse McCree then you're a Overphobe and need to check your gamer gate privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Meursault 7 Jun, 2016 @ 9:39am 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A TABLE RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE SITTING ON A TABLE
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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
Meursault 2 Jan, 2016 @ 1:17pm 
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