A Pinecone Wrapped in Steelwool : holy ♥♥♥♥ our engis are braindead
gamer looking for gamers to gam : no they're just dead

"When was the last time you saw '!rtd' in chat?" - Chris
REPENT, THE END IS NIGH : nerd is a hero

TheOnlyBass : nerd you are my hero

i need food : im starving
i need food as left the game (starved to death)

*DEAD* Tony Stank : i freakin killed myself
Tony Stank : im mad

Ōkami Amaterasu : process, the dark souls of tf2

Rando: why did you kick my dad?

Lizurtle : just got done with brain surgery
Lizurtle : thank god pyro exists

KBMN #101ProKillstreaks : how many massacheusetts boys do you have
nerd : how many russian men do you have
KBMN #101ProKillstreaks : 4
*DEAD* Homeless Hoagie : g o f i s h
*DEAD* Homeless Hoagie : draw a card

"Process farmville simulator is the best." -Lagg

Lagg: my favorite hobby is walking into teamates rockets

hobophobe : this is video game not smellogame

"My bones, they ail me." - Me

"This is just like Olive Garden, except the breadsticks are scouts." - Will Bucko

Slyshi : My self esteem is completely double donk'd
Slyshi : completely

"This reminds me of working at Lowes, except the wood is spies." - Lagg

"Get me outta here." - Some guy after we tried to get him outta there

jsaunde1 : ♥♥♥♥ you neptune
jsaunde1 : ruining my fun
nerd : neptune is my favorite planet
Dank Memes, Failed Dreams : Obligatory Uranus joke.
carlthekiller : mine is saturn
nerd : nice dude
nerd : saturn is cool
neptune|Trade.tf| blw.tf : uranus is huge
Sk8t3rb0i82 : that was a dank meme right there
neptune|Trade.tf| blw.tf : uranus is sorrunded in methane
Dank Memes, Failed Dreams : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nerd : im just trying to have a sincere discussion about astronomy