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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 10:40pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:53pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:15pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 10:45pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:55pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 6:31pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:39pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:09am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:22pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:06am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:29pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:12pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 10:40pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:21am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 10:43pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:18pm



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
2,005 / 10,000

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
40,625 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
19,393 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
3,191 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.