hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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-rep suffers from low testosterone, lacks confidence to even talk to team mates. Can hear him crying tears all over his food crumb jammed keyboard as he sits on the bottom of the scoreboard every single game.

+ rep

Bottom fragged 3 games but has nice skins to look at so worth the anchor

+1 rep. Has been engaging in South East Asian gamer tourism to refine his clutching against the average Counter Strike 2 player, i.e. twenty five year old Chinese males.

+ Rep, actively working on his aim with 3rd party aim trainers.

unironically bought and played femboy aimtrainer

This video gamer runs Counter Strike 2 and has computer generated drawings of sexualised prepubescent girls.

legit missing brain cells

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

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You're back in!

You're out.

You've got this

Ryan G here, just popping by to let you know your performance in CS:GO recently has been sub par to say the least.

Eyes up kid, you'll get there one day.

- Ryan

pen15

Attention All ⭕️Halo⭕️ Gamers

Noble Six is alive 🐺he’s been hiding in a cave on Planet🌎Reach but he is surrounded by 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧Elites👨‍👨‍👧‍👧and he is in ❗️GREAT❗️ danger. In order to defeat the Covenant, he’s gonna need a 🔫DMR, couple of frags, 😔and a couple of tanks would be nice too! If you wanna help Noble Six 🐺all he needs is: 🏧🏧🏧your credit card number, 8️⃣6️⃣7️⃣5️⃣3️⃣0️⃣9️⃣the expiration date month and year, and the 3-digit code on the back. 🆗But you have to hurry, or else he won’t make it off of planet 🌎 Reach and the Covenant will complete their Great Journey😵

+1 Jester

- rep told me i was no good and to suck his "large phat one mummy" and went around flash banging me and screaming "flash out you incel" down his $12 Kmart mic. He finished the game 0-28 and kept talking about his AFT's but I'm certain he meant to say EFTs.

Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Game sense
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
└📁 Yaoi
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder contains 1.12tb of information.

Hey man, I see you've got a lot of silver medals in CSGO. I don't know if that ties back to anything in your upbrinding where you were never able to excel due to your lackluster presence in life, but it sucks you're so consitently ♥♥♥♥ to never place above 2nd rate. But hey, thanks for taking on that role man. Not everyone has it in them to be a pathetic virgin like you.

Btw, I really need my maths homework done so could you make sure you get me at least an 85%? I'll pick it up off you on Monday before class. Make sure you use black ink, you know how Mrs Robinson likes black ink

you look beautiful

Patch 1.01 for sex

Bug fixes:

Updated hitboxes in the penile tip

( dev note: We found that at times, penetrative sex on the penis-holder's part was resulting in less effective stimulation of the penis head during certain positions, this fix should help with maintaining a more diverse array of options for positions in the meta)

Fixed a bug where peeing after sex would result in an incorrect texture being displayed in the mind's eye, portraying sonic the hedgehog or knuckles the echidna.

Balance notes:

Nerfed efficiency of prostrate stimulation in penis-holding classes.

(dev note: We found that many penis players were deciding to opt for homoerotic and sodomic practices due to clear advantages in this playstyle, we hope this nerf may result in future viable breeding pairs and prevent human extinction)

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑