Olá, Me desculpe. Eu vi sua foto de perfil e eu achei você muito linda nesta foto, ((Eu gostaria de lhe dizer isto)) De fato, É muito raro de ver garotas assistindo a anime haha! Eu não sei porque isso é tão coisa de garoto e sinceramente eu sou tipo muito contra misoginia e tipo eu sou o cara que estará na cozinha fazendo sanduíches ta ligado? Nós devíamos assistir a SAO algum dia. É um anime muito legal com vários eps lindos. Porém, Não se preocupe, eu sei que ele pode ser underground demais para voce:wink: Desculpe, Não estou flertando eu juro eu só estou tentando ser amigável pois realmente gostei da sua foto de perfil desculpe será que fui longe demais? Mil perdões, Eu sou realmente muito tímido pois não saio muito haha me adiciona no mal nós deviamos conversar mais você aparenta ser bem legal e divertida;

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha spaghetti! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making spaghetti. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt spaghetti I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on spaghetti we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Meu nome é Kleber tenho 14 Kleber (Teria se estivesse Kleber), morri aos 13 em Kleber-PR. Eu andava de Kleber Quando não pude desviar de um Kleber farpado. O pior foi que o dono do Kleber não quis me ajudar, riu bastante mim após agonizar por 2 Kleber enroscada no Kleber eu faleci, através desse Kleber eu peço que façam com que eu possa descançar em Kleber. Envie isso para 20 Klebitas e minha alma estara sendo salva por Klebers e pelos outros 20 Kleberss que receberão. Caso não repasse esse Kleber vou visitar-lhe hoje a noite assim vc poderá conhecer o tal Kleberzinho bem de pertinho. Dia 15 de Julho Mariana resolveu rir desse Kleber, uma noite depois ela sumiu sem deixar Klebers. O mesmo aconteceu com Kare dia 18 de Kleber. Não Quebre esse Kleber por favor, a não ser que queira sentir meu Kleber.

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So, guys, you see a hot girl and say “wow that girl is hot.” You’re straight because you like hot girls? You’re 50% wrong! Half of that girls looks came form her daddy’s ballsack! Half of her looks came from a GUY! And guess what, you called her hot, and half of HER is from a MALE making YOU bisexual.

So, girls, you see a hot guy and say “wow that guy is hot.” You’re straight because you like hot guys? You are ALSO 50% wrong! Half of that guys looks and DNA came from his mommy’s vagina! Guess what, you called him hot, as half of HIM is from a FEMALE making YOU bisexual!

Even lesbians and gays are not fully gay and lesbian: they’re bisexual! You’re all bisexual! No more alpha males or females! You’re all 50% gay!

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ACT I. Scene I.
The zoo. An orangutan enclosure.

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Oh bother, a foul smell!
Fecal matter!
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Fecal matter pertains to my satisfaction, ho-ho.

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Fecal matter.

Exeunt omnes.
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Blaming someone for their supposed 'terrible taste in anime' is not one of them.

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I know who you are irl ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I traced you through that weak ass proxy to your ip adress, from which i could extract a home adress. Want proof? Why dont you look yourself in the mirror, ill describe you. Youre a tall black man, clearly from the north american spectrum, You tend to wear a hoodie and baggy pants, your ♥♥♥♥ hangs out constantly, and correct me if im wrong but i believ youve cotracted an extreme case of spontaneous autism.

roses ain't red
violets ain't blue
i have candy
get in the van

i'll have a coke plz

is pepsi ok

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i said i ll have a 🅱️️ oba 🅱️️ ola

PETRONICOS uyysᴡᴀs ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴ ʜɪs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ february 02ɴᴅ.
Aᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅs ᴏғ ᴛɪssᴜᴇs ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ᴄᴜᴍ ᴀɴᴅ 100 ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴘᴏʀɴʜᴜʙ ᴛᴀʙs.
Iᴛ ɪs ᴇsᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ PETRONICOS ᴍᴀsᴛᴜʀʙᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ 300 ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴘᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ,
ʀᴇsᴜʟᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴘᴇɴɪs ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ.

Dark Souls is a game for hardcore players only. None of that ♥♥♥♥♥ Skyrim ♥♥♥♥ here. Dark Souls is home to the edgiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive who fish for laggy backstabs because who gives a ♥♥♥♥ how you win when winning=skill. If you dare counter their lagstabs and actually kill them, they will invade with hacked weapons and instakill you. Not only that but your health will be halved and all your souls and humanity non recoverable upon respawn. That's the price you pay for being a skilless scrub and not knowing how to Cheat Engine. On that note Cheat Engine is bascially required to play this game if you want to do undo anything those Russian trainer kids do to you. Add me, my GFWL is xXxXxDarkNinjaAbysslordNightmanOfRemainsXxxxxxXXx we can pwn scrubs with instakill weapons, because that's how real players play and that's how we show those skyrim casuals what real skill is like.

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Boa noite, nós da Sociedade Brasileira de Urologia recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:

1) Sim, 6 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico;

2) Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existe tamanho PP, o tamanho é único;

3) Ainda que 6 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte;

4) Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de próstata, é apenas para pessoas acima de 40 anos. Por favor não insista;

5) O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo ,pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;

Sem mais ,
Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida!

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE *clicks delete* LOADING.......................99% ERROR it is impossible to delete our friendship

riris your +rep b0ss, fast and easy trade

Canaihave a puzi plis

Hey balls