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I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

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So i'm beginning to understand the epitome of delusion after playing with this gamer for a solid 37 minutes. In my mind it would be impossible for someone to be so arrogant, rude and pessimistic within sch a short time frame. Oh how i was wrong. You, yes you, are by far the most uncomfortable individual to play video games with that i have ever encountered, and i pray to god that matchmaking never pairs us together again. For if it does i will castrate myself and jump from my roof in order to avoid such a situation. I have nightmares about you, i plan everyday plotting my revenge against you and one day, one day i will end you and your existence. Peace out hombre.

+rep racist

im going to report you to facebook