I am not a crook.








My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"

I'm☝️ Harambe,🐒 and this👇 is my zoo.🐅🐊🐘 I live🐵 here🙌 with👉 my🙈 old👴 zookeeper👮🦁 and banana,🍌🍌 Big😩 Yellow.🍌🍌🍌 Everything👐 in⬇️ here🙉 has a heart💞 and👏 a mind.🤔 One1️⃣ thing🤗 I've learned🤓 after 1️⃣7️⃣ years🙊 - you👆 never🙅 know WHAT👶🏿 is gonna come 💦💦over⤵️ that fence.🚧🚧☠🔫

🚫🙅🏻REMOVE🙅🏻🚫 🍢🇹🇷🦃KEBAB🦃🇹🇷🍢 FROM THE 🚨🚧PREMISES🚧🚨

Of course ☑️🤣 I listen 👂to rap 🎤I know 🤓all 🔁 the lyrics 🎼to In 👉👌The End ⚰️by Linkin Park😎🤘