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Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.
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Peter: If I'm a child, that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert.
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You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.
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Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems theory.
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Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
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Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
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Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo!
By water, wood and hill, by reed and willow,
By fire, sun and moon, harken now and hear us!
Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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"You can have my Unix system when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."
-- Cal Keegan
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