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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlgrPf5Nkfs

Hola, me parecio muy bueno tu perfil, pero algo en su redaccion y estética me generaba una sensación rara. Para ponerte un poco en contexto, yo soy ingeniero naval con un posgrado en sexología, así que analicé tu perfil, le di vueltas a la cuestión un buen rato, y por fin llegué a una conclusión: Eres un homosexual reprimido. Seguramente mi diagnóstico no te sorprenda, pero sientes mucha verguenza por tus deseos. Para tu tranquilidad, quiero que sepas que ser homosexual no tiene nada malo, y hoy en dia, la sociedad acepta e integra a la gente como tú. Te recomiendo que hables esta situacion con tus seres queridos, y finalmente salgas del armario para vivir una vida plena.
Espero haber sido de ayuda.

hey bro whats up thanks for spotting me at the gym yesterday as we were benching 400 each ;^) u a good gym bro to have and we SLAM ♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell yeah brother lets get that money

*gwabs glock* hehe you have the wight to wemain siwence x3 *puts the gun in ur mouthy-wouthy* im gonna send you to furry land hehe x3e *pulls the twigger* be gone thot :D xd rawr

confirmed for pee fetish yet wont squatch me

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered.
And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

Hyello~ Basically, I need ONE PERSON to dedicate my life to (romance and all else). I simply expect to find a person, who can dedicate their life to me too <3. So, this person mustbe single, available, capable of keeping promises. We would keep to the promise "Together, forever." as true and deep as we can. Example: Spending all our time together. Being eachother's most important thing. Why? Because being alone is lonely. Friends are useless. Close friends are not reliable. Gaming buddies in love > Normal buddies. AND waking up, with the first thought, to look forward to spending more time with the one you luv is cute <3. Bonuses: Gaming, Game development, Romance. I'm 20, very clingy, very demanding, very commited. If you are interested in that promise, Add me. <3

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

ok listen ♥♥♥♥♥♥, just because i like anime doesnt mean im some otaku or weeabo ok?? I watch anime because i enjoy it and narto is my favorte anime. And just because im 10 years old doesn’t mean im not mature enough to enjoy it, i like the violence, im a psychotic kid (don’t screw with me a stabbed a kid with a pencil once)

i fap to pics of your carpet

neko-master-senpai-kun-dono-chan-nee-sama

KONNICHUWA X33!!! watashi am a 12 yr old otaku striving to become the VEry best in the competitive visual novel scene! i have started a twitch channel @ 123OtakuEcchiFanxXx and im hoping that u will PLZ follow me in order to bring me a step closer to world fame by reading mangas and animes and playing eroges XD ARIGATOU GOZAIMASSUUUU!!!1! :3333

im gonna dangan your ronpas

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