Whale come back to us! All these new LCpls are trying to kill all of us NCOs! <3

OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE ♥♥♥♥ AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

LISTEN👂🏻HERE👇🏻MY GUYS‼️ 🚫🚫STOP🚫🚫 PRETENDING👺 YOU HATE 😡MAYO🐔. I👁 KNOW🕵🏼 FOR A FACT👮🏻 YOU LIKE👍🏼 MAYO🍳🍳🍳🍳. I 👀SEE YOU THERE WITH YOUR HAM🐷 SANDWICHES🍞 AND YOUR DEVILLED😈 EGGS🍳. AINT NOBODY🙅🏼 HATE😡 DEVILLED😈 EGGS🍳 MY MAN🚹. ALRIGHT🆗? I KNOW🕵🏼 YOU LIKE👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 MAYO🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳. EVERYONE 💕LOVES💕 MAY🍳, OKAY🆗? EVERYONE L💖VES EGG🍳🍳 SALAD SANDWICHES🍞. EVERYONE 💘S FRIES🍟 WITH MAYO🍳 AND KETCHUP🍅. 🚫🚫🚫🚫STOP PRETENDING YOU HATE MAYO🚫🚫🚫🚫 JUST TO BE "🅱️OOL". YOU'RE NOT 🆒, OKAY? NOBODY'S 🅱️OOL WHEN THEY PRETEND TO HATE😡 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳MAYO🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳!!!!!!!

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We've noticed that you haven't logged in for 2 weeks so we're just checking out to see everything's okay with our biggest fan. Since you've visited us last time, we've updated the ''Gay'' section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!

+rep Belgian cutie, let me paint his flat on a midsummer morning and paid me with tea