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You have lost 349 (three hundred and fourty nine, 三百四十九) social credit points for existing. Your foolish acts have earned you a suspicious persons report with the Chinese Ministry for State Security and a Loyalty Evaluator will be sent to your tenement as soon as possible to judge your worth and loyalty to the glorious People’s Republic of China. Report immediately to the nearest re-education center for 5 years of hard labor. Glory to the CCP.

You have lost 349 (three hundred and fourty nine, 三百四十九) social credit points for existing. Your foolish acts have earned you a suspicious persons report with the Chinese Ministry for State Security and a Loyalty Evaluator will be sent to your tenement as soon as possible to judge your worth and loyalty to the glorious People’s Republic of China. Report immediately to the nearest re-education center for 5 years of hard labor. Glory to the CCP.

You have lost 349 (three hundred and fourty nine, 三百四十九) social credit points for existing. Your foolish acts have earned you a suspicious persons report with the Chinese Ministry for State Security and a Loyalty Evaluator will be sent to your tenement as soon as possible to judge your worth and loyalty to the glorious People’s Republic of China. Report immediately to the nearest re-education center for 5 years of hard labor. Glory to the CCP.

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

-rep is a commie