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Hey quick question do you think I can safely microwave myt spaghetti-o's? usually when I try they make lightning and it's really scary

You know Christmas is coming up... http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/85655753/the-2017-vladimir-putin-calendar-it-out-and-its-weirdly-wonderful

ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ғᴀɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴘʟs. Mᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ɢғ ɢᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ғɪɢʜᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴀɴ sᴛᴜғғ. I ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʜɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ sᴏ I ᴘᴀɴɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴡ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ. Hᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴡᴀs ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ I ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ғᴇᴇʟ ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀsɴᴛ ᴀ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴀɴᴛ sᴍᴇʟʟ. Sʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴᴛ sᴘᴏᴋᴇɴ ɪɴ 2 ᴅᴀʏs. ᴘʟs ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴᴅ I ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴏʀ sᴀʏ. Pʟs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀʀɪɴᴏ

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