[in a turtle-shaped pool float]
Stewie: My God, I'm to entrust my life to a turtle - nature's "D" student?
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Lois: Meg... is that a real Prada bag? How did you make $1100 as a waitress in a week?
Meg: It's easy... when you're the unwed teenage mother of a crack-addicted baby. Ha ha ha ha...
Peter: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Meg. When did you become a teenager?
Lois: Peter, she's sixteen.
Peter: You KNEW about this?
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An algorithm must be seen to be believed.
-- D.E. Knuth
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"You're vegetarians! Who cares what you do?"
--Leela
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I have never understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts
already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
-- Alan Bennett
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The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters per second per second.
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You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think.
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+rep Fast trader.

+rep good and fast trader

+rep awesome and very friendly trader :D