The truth you speak has no past and no future.
It is, and that's all it needs to be.
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"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he
said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"
(Mort)
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Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires
you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers
wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly
spring up in the middle of the machine room.
😫
Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.

Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer
Simpson.

Homer the Smithers
😪
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
-- Ashley Montague
🤥
Michael:
Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.

Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons.

Stark Raving Dad
🙂

very good player (IS THE BEST)

GG

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