Please excuse my Chinese friend, he's just excited and Chinese

🐍 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🙌🏻💯 🐍 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE 🐍 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀, It’s time to hypnotize your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and coil around the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 Get your ssssecret 💕 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s VENOMOUS 红包能量 😩😫👅💦💦 Don’t forget to charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂🧑 and sssip on BAKKWA 🐍🐍🐍💦 to summon SNAKE GOD HONGBAO BLESSINGS 👌🏻💰💰

Dum-dum-dee, dee-da-dee, dum-dum-dee
Dum-dum-dee, dee-da-dee, my name E.T
Dum-dum-dee, dee-da-dee, dum-dum-dee
Dum-dum-dee, dee-da-dee, my name E.T

E.T. is an alien, and he is kind of spacey
Coming from the universe to party and go crazy
E.T. is an alien, and he is kind of spacey
Coming from the universe to party and go crazy
Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, here we go!

With ASMR videos becoming more and more popular, new ASMR artists are coming out of the woodwork in droves, leaving ASMR listeners with a multitude of videos to choose from. This is great for ASMR fans but not so great for ASMR artists because what is starting to happen is that viewers are becoming very picky about what they choose to watch. This ‘pickiness’ generally relates to sound quality. You’ll often read comments on YouTube or Reddit that say something like “The video is great but you really need to fix your sound quality”.

HOWEVER, when it comes to ASMR everyone is different and a lot of people love poor quality sound, so please don’t stop making ASMR videos just because you think your sound is not good enough.

Baby, how's your life?
Are you living free?
Let's forget everything and have some fun
CHU CHU CHU

Here we roll dice, here we cast dice, here we just Play Dice!
Baby, baby there's no need to think twice, dari wari woah
Make it your night, make it your fight, make it your spotlight
Get out from the hamster wheel and rule your life
Five four three two one PLAY DICE!

(Hey, hey)
(Bae, bae)
(Hey, hey)
(Bae, bae)
(Hey, hey)
(Bae, bae)
Baby