Yeah, you read that right. I can't stop having sex with Instant Ramen Noodles. It's really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up to be completely honest, and it all started when my boyfriend suggested we start experimenting a bit in the bedroom. I suggested we try anal, after all I’ve been hinting lately that I’ve been yearning for him to shove his seven inch ♥♥♥♥ into my tight bleached ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'd be such a good anal slut for him. But that’s not nearly what he suggested instead. He wanted to face ♥♥♥♥ me while I had my mouth full of Instant Ramen noodles. At first I thought there was no way I’d ever do it. I yelled in protest, how dare he think I’d ever do that? I mean, it’s not like I’m a prude, I ♥♥♥♥ him silly in each and every way he desires. But like this, no, there’s no way. That was until he brought home some Tonkotsu Instant Ramen noodles. He spent all night preparing it. The noodles were cooked to perfection, a half marinated egg succulently placed in the authentic Japanese bowl, topped with seaweed sheets and seasoning. It was the perfect bowl of ramen. So I sat down at the kitchen and started to eat. ♥♥♥♥ me it was delicious. That was until he started to take off his pants. No! I protested, this was way too far. But it was too late, my mouth was full and his ♥♥♥♥ was hard. He proceeded to slowly penetrate my mouth. I gasped to air but all that came in was the taste of tonkotsu broth, and the faint taste of my boyfriends eager precum. I was stunned, stuffed and starting to get horny. How was this turning me on I thought? I couldn’t understand. Maybe it was the hard ♥♥♥♥ sliding down my throat, or the delicious ramen, maybe a combination of the two. It was all so tantalizingly exciting. I started to swallow the ramen and my boyfriend yelled out in ecstasy. I continued to slurp down my noodles again, and he lurched forward shoving his ♥♥♥♥ further down my tightening throat. I told him to ♥♥♥♥ me harder as I took another bite of my delicious ramen, and instantly he came. There was ♥♥♥ all over the inside of my mouth. The mixture combined with the ramen can only be described as exquisite. Salty, smooth and rich with flavor. Days pass. Then months. We never spoke of that day since. I think we both knew we had gone too far. There are limits after all. But I couldn’t stop thinking about the taste of the ramen and ♥♥♥ in my mouth. At work one day I decided I would go to my local ramen shop and take home a new flavor. I got home and as I got through the door my pants were already coming off. I was dripping wet, and horny as hell. I lay starfish on my bed and began to pour the ramen all over my body. It was so warm and burned my body but I didn’t care, I just wanted the salty foreign mixture all over my tight and firm body. I shoved my tiny fingers deep into my tight ♥♥♥♥♥ and masturbated for hours. I was in total and pure ecstasy. That was until my boyfriend came through the door. I was shocked to see him home so early, and he was too, for the sight he came upon could only be described as disastrously unique. It only took seconds for him to become instantly rock hard. I could see his muscles twitch as he gazed upon me all wet and dripping with ramen. His pants flew off and he mounted on top of me. Neither of us cared at this point that the ramen had cooled. It didn’t matter anymore. We just wanted this moment. The sex lasted for hours, and I came many, many times. Right as my boyfriend began to climax deep inside my ♥♥♥♥♥ I pushed him off. What the ♥♥♥♥ was I doing? What the actual ♥♥♥♥ was I doing? Everyone knows that this is the last situation a deep southern Texas girl like me wanted to happen. My dad had warned me this day might come the day he walked in on me watching Hentai and twiddling my bean. "Jessie, you know, never have sex with ramen noodles nearby, that’s how you get pregnant with one of those damn Asians, and damn you know whattle happen to you if that happens" ♥♥♥♥ you dad, you racist ♥♥♥♥. I wanted this anyway. I needed this anyway. I was ready. I was primed to go. My boyfriend climbed back on and finished deep inside my ♥♥♥♥♥. It was beautiful. Nine months later I gave birth to my first child ファック私の愚かなパパ chan, he’s a great little kid and I love him so much. Three years pass and now I’m on my third Japanese child. How did this go so far? That’s when the Japanese government called me. They wanted to being me in for questioning. They wanted me to help them rebuild the dwindling Japanese population. It's a serious problem for them and they desperately needed my help. The foreign minister I spoke with even mentioned free Hentai and ramen for the rest of my life. How could I ever say no? So I moved my pretty little ass to Japan and have been living here since. I love my life here. Every day me and my boyfriend go to a new Ramen shop and purchase our daily bowl. We then take a beautiful walk through our local park, admire the trees and grass. My boyfriend always remembers to bring bread for the local ducks. We named one



POO POO PEE PEE MOMMY HAS TO CHANGE ME



I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.

It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.

Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.

I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the ♥♥♥. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own ♥♥♥ and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.


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My dudes, my guys, my family, my compatriots. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Mommers the big milkies? I thought not. It's not a story the cumlords would tell you. It's a coomer legend. Mommers was a ♥♥♥♥ milker of the Resident Evil series, so thicc and so milky she could use her gigantic tits to drain the fanbase of their life… She had such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skill of the series, she could even make people ♥♥♥ before the game was released. The big mommy milkers is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Shbecame so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was Chris stopping Ethan from getting milked, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he forced that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to breed his sister, every day, then she got pregnant. Ironic. She could not get the one thing she wanted.