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1 person found this review funny
48.3 hrs on record
The best story of any RPG.

So good I'm half convinced it was made in the future where gaming narratives were perfected then travelled back to be released on the SNES.
'Ahead of it's time' is an understatement.
Posted 17 December, 2023.
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85.0 hrs on record (73.6 hrs at review time)
Very rewarding when you kill a boss... as you die alot... because it's very hard, and Scary

Damm this game scares me, i think I've spent most of my game time running away or hiding.
But the community messaging feature makes it feel like you always have other players looking out for you which is very reassuring.
beautiful locations, and the lore and story is so well presented. saying very little directly, but letting you assume it's story for yourself
Highly recommended if you have the patience to get over the difficulty curve then you are in for a treat:)
Posted 29 September, 2023.
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109.8 hrs on record (50.1 hrs at review time)
It's a rougelike card game... It's also a creepypasta fever dream. Play it and vote it for your Game of the Year!!:D

Seriously though it's very innovative and surprising. Doesn't seem like it will have any plot and I don't want to spoil what happens but it's not a rougelike, it's a psyhcological horror in disguise. Play the demo.

Updated just for the badge lol
Posted 24 November, 2021. Last edited 27 November, 2022.
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9.2 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
It's a great game. There's lots about it that I think is great. None of that matters though.
When you play there is a chance a giant worm will piss off some god you've never met, this happens without you even knowing or having any chance to stop it. This will ruin your 2+ hour run as you won't be able to beat the god and will just die. Can't recommend a rougelike that kills you for no reason, like what's the point in putting time into a run if there's a chance each floor that the game will crash and wipe your progress, this is exactly the same. Take the worm out the game!!
Posted 16 November, 2021. Last edited 22 December, 2021.
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0.9 hrs on record
Get stoned as hell and play this if you want to feel unsure about your safety and mind. Short as hell but can't complain as it's free. If you've been playing for more than 20 mins look at a tutorial because you are in da loop homie. Soundtrack also bangs, you'll see.
Posted 13 August, 2021.
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202.2 hrs on record (177.3 hrs at review time)
It's like pokemon, but instead of bulbasaur and pikachu in my team i have Satan and a demon on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?
10/10! Soundtrack also bangs
Posted 30 July, 2021.
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80.0 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
there's at least 2 rats
Posted 2 December, 2020.
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117.7 hrs on record (91.3 hrs at review time)
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.6 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
Great game, the freedom to go through the whole game without killing anyone make this game feel really fresh. It's also quite funny and has a catchy soundtrack:)
Posted 7 January, 2017.
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