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This guy offered me head for 36 bitcoins and honestly it was the best decision that I have ever made. I have only dreamed of the sweet embrace of love in this way. Almost in a robotic way did this man touch my heart and soul never asking to be what I wanted, but purely being what I needed. They call me xXCheapCunt22Xx, and I know that I would do anything to feel the touch this man again and yet it does not detour me. The utter delight that I feel upon feeling a swift kick in the ribs makes me fall to my knees, not in pain but in pleasure. The moment that I wake up from my slumber all I think about is the touch someone like this-someones sensitive and caring. ♥♥♥♥ me in the ass until I tune purple in the ass, and call me Larry King. I am as hot as a Hot Pocket that was heated in the Sun. Hail Obama, ♥♥♥♥ the Queen of England, I am a gay Transphobic white male that is black.

hey guys, it's me xXtrollfaceMLGlordx69XX here and I'm here from le meme land of redit XDDDDD. i totally love those trollface memes and rage comics, how about you /b/ i always lol and xdddddd at them so much hahh. im looking at like 5 at a time right now and i cant stop XDDDDD'ing like crazy guys help me im dying XD. so i was wondering if /b/ itsel;f was into those FUNNY rage comics (i cant say it without laughign XD) as much as i am

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